Video 23 Jul 182 notes

eitatsu:

logs hiccup

Video 23 Jul 414 notes

asktoothless:

grantyort:

When I saw this scene, this was all I could think about.

"I can train these dragons and i dont even need my left leg"

Photo 23 Jul 622 notes xxladybugdisney:

rachcarbv:

'Cause We Find Ourselves in the Same Old Mess Singin' Drunken Lullabies!!  :D

omg lol love this <3333

xxladybugdisney:

rachcarbv:

'Cause We Find Ourselves in the Same Old Mess Singin' Drunken Lullabies!!  :D

omg lol love this <3333

Video 23 Jul 29,295 notes

frozenmusings:

deanisoutofpie:

M

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 

THE NOSTALGIA THO

via .
Video 23 Jul 1,766 notes

Every dragon has a secret …

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

Quote 23 Jul 11,419 notes

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

— Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)

I wish I had a dad that talked like this to me

(via toadlicker666)
Photo 21 Jul 819 notes lestatuskuo:

I recently saw httyd2 again, and I still adore everything about the movie…I couldn’t resist doing a little doodle.

lestatuskuo:

I recently saw httyd2 again, and I still adore everything about the movie…I couldn’t resist doing a little doodle.

Video 21 Jul 5,297 notes

jackthevulture:

blackrose108:

insertcoolpunhere:

I’ve just realised how much they’re mirroring each other. In the first gif they even blink at the same time. And in the second Toothless snarls a lil bit in the same way that hiccup shows his teeth.

I swear this movie…

Oh my god look at the positions of their arms. 

(Source: graphrofberk)

Quote 21 Jul 1,824 notes
Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.
Video 21 Jul 860 notes

ctrlaltatomicbomb:

Dan Gref's stunningly photorealistic Night Fury art!


Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.